69 ways to say you're horny

If we hear the word "horny" one more time...We don't know about you, reader, but we get tired of saying the word horny. No, not tired of being horny. We're just tired of using the same term over and over again. There's gotta be more than just "horny."Luckily, there are at least 69 other ways to get the same message across. We compiled a list, including slang you may or may not have heard before, GIFs, emoji, and even a few options from the dictionary (because nothing sets the mood like saying "Oh baby, I'm so libidinous."). Take a look and choose the one that feels right for the moment. SEE ALSO: Why is everyone horny for Martha Stewart? 1. Turned on2. Hornt3. Hornt up4. Freaky5. Aroused6. Hot and bothered7. Hard8. Wet9. Moist 10. Thirsty11. Parched12. Pitching a tent13. Step on my face14. Please run me over with your car15. Throw me out a fucking window16. Marry me right now17. I'd appreciate it if you'd murder me18. Be my mom/dad19. Decapitate me20. Hit me with a brick21. Ready for sum fuk22. "Looking" (Grindr users, you already know)23. I'm just a hole, sir24. You up?25. At full mast26. Toey 27. Churning the butter28. Standing at attention29. Got the hots for30. Netflix and chill31. Amazon Prime and sexy time32. Hulu and do you33. Keen34. Frothin' 35. Ready for takeoff36. You got my engines revvin'37. Applesaucy38. Horngry SEE ALSO: We need to cool it with extremely violent horny hyperboles GIFs!39. Via Giphy(opens in a new tab) 40. Via Giphy(opens in a new tab) 41. Via Giphy(opens in a new tab) 42. Via Giphy(opens in a new tab) 43. Via Giphy(opens in a new tab) Emoji!44. 😏45. 😩46. 🤤47. 🥵48. 🍆49. 🍑50. 💦51. 👅52. 😏👉👌😩💦🤤53. 👀🍑54. 👀🍆55.🥴56. 👅🍑💦57. 👅🍆💦58. 🔥 SEE ALSO: The 15 horniest emoji, ranked The sexiest options from Merriam-Webster:59. Concupiscent60. Goatish61. Itchy62. Lascivious 63. Lecherous 64. Libidinous65. Licentious 66. Lubricious67. Lustful68. Randy 69. Wanton