Porch Pirate Gets Caught Red-Handed, Attempts To Flee, Gets Stuck In Snow

Talk about a solid dose of instant karma for this porch pirate. Dude tries to make a speedy getaway and ends up getting firmly entrenched in a pile of snow. If this porch pirate video got you going, we definitely recommend you check out the time that porch pirates and package thieves got defeated by a glitter bomb.